A bit of 90's techno cheese. Our "hero" is a musician whose hands are chopped off (by a bunch of drunken toughs) on his way to his big audition. Naturally, he becomes a homeless bum with rubber hands, living in NYC. He sleeps one night by a warehouse being used for raves, run by Al Bundy's daughter. Eventually, (after he saves her from a mugger by virtue of said mugger's knife getting stuck in his rubber hand), they fall in love. He is introduced to the "joy" of techno music, and (somehow) her friends build him a pair of robot hands that he can play keyboards with. He puts on a robot costume, and, as "Cyberstorm," fights crime- no, sorry, PLAYS TECHNO MUSIC AT THE RAVE. He saves the club, gets the drunken thugs arrested, and they live happily ever after.

Includes a monologue from Al Bundy's daughter about the meaning of "Generation X," another monologue (delivered by an actor who apparently thinks Max Casella was a little too subtle performer) about what "techno" is, a character named Geek, and the actress who played April O'Neal in the second and third Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies. Oh, and LOTS of bad 90's fashions (in other words, 90's fashions).