Conan the Destroyer
Wilt Chamberlain having to preserve the virginity of a princess and Grace Jones as a warrior thief. Did I also mention that Tracey Walter is the worst comic relief in a fantasy movie ever?
57
votes
-
Likkimon
commented
"Conan the Destroyer" should have been re-branded "Conan the Riffed" on day one of Rifftrax.
I quote Conan in the glass/ice/gorilla-lizard wizard scene: "AAAGGHHLLLAGGGGHLLAAAHHHHGL."
-
Kamikaze-Kumquat
commented
The only sword and sandal movie that needs to be riffed more than this is Beastmaster, but this one needs to follow right behind it.
-
Riffazz commented
Surely Tracey Walter has never been as annoying as Jar Jar Binks?
-
j.b. diGriz
commented
C'mon. I'm completely aghast this wasn't greenlit and completed in, like, month 1 of the Rifftrax Era.
-
Kevin Peregoy commented
Tracy Walter was Bob in 1989 Batman. He gets a pass.