Directed by Keanu Reeves. With Keanu Reeves. In Chinese. Sometimes. Except when Keanu Reeves is on screen. And sometimes other times.

Man of Tai Chi looks like a Chinese film that Keanu heard about and some how shoe horned himself into to show of moves he remembers doing in The Matrix. He plays a villain who likes to sit on the couch and watch surveillance cameras apparently planted anywhere the young hero(?) Tiger Chen (played by Tiger Chen) goes. Tiger Chen is good, then evil, then good again, and it isn't really clear why. There's a detective trying to do something, but it's hard to care when Keanu Reeves is so busy forgetting how to walk like a human being and making this face http://i.imgur.com/dnrRucI.gif and screaming at random.

Man of Tai Chi is free on Netflix, so please check it out!