The Covenant
This film from 2006 is about a bunch of teenage male witches who have magical fights that look worse than Harry Potter, seriously they look like they're wafting farts at each other.
It's amazingly bad, truly a pile of modern garbage with some of the worst lines ever written. Here's an example of one: "How about I make you my WI-ATCH!" (as in beeyotch pronunciation of bitch)
Awful, awful, awful.
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Rachel
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A gem- truly. Featuring that kid from Gossip Girl, John Carter AKA Gambit-That-One-Time and the Winter Soldier, among others! A favorite. Bless us with your Riffs!