Like all twenty-somethings living in Orange County, CA, my buddy wanted to become an actor in Los Angeles. He got cast in a straight-to-DVD movie called Malibu Spring Break. Myself and another friend of ours were invited to the premiere and sat through this "sexy" abomination staring a Playboy Playmate and my actor friend in the tiny role of "Pizza Guy". Is this film soft core pornography with the nudity on the cutting room floor? The world may never know. Please watch, won't we?