The original movie, of course. Imagine Pee Wee Herman as a vampire, Donald Sutherland as a mysterious mentor, Luke Perry expecting this cheesy horror movie to make him the next Leonardo DiCaprio, Hillary Swank just happy to be there. This movie was written by some guy who hoped his career would get beyond writing for "Roseanne". Whatever happened to that guy? Oh, well, it's not as if the idea of a cheerleader battling vampires would amount to anything...right?