Alone In The Dark
Look, it's Uwe Boll in his 'German tax ripoff' phase, so it's instantly terrible. But three things are worth the your Riffing time: it's a video game movie, Tara Reid as a scientist and the hilarious five-minute opening crawl.
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IronCurtain
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As I said in another thread, I think the reason Rifftrax avoids Uwe Boll films is because Uwe Boll successfully beat up his critics, so I think Mike, Kevin, and Bill are thinking about their safety.
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David Marechaux
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Come on, you seem to be avoiding Uwe Boll films
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Anonymous
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Five bucks says Tara Reid can't even *spell* "scientist."
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Anonymous
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The fact that Team RiffTrax has yet to take on even one single, solitary Uwe Boll film is simply unpardonable. And this one even has TARA REID, for pity's sake!!! ;)