Alone In The Dark
Look, it's Uwe Boll in his 'German tax ripoff' phase, so it's instantly terrible. But three things are worth the your Riffing time: it's a video game movie, Tara Reid as a scientist and the hilarious five-minute opening crawl.
As I said in another thread, I think the reason Rifftrax avoids Uwe Boll films is because Uwe Boll successfully beat up his critics, so I think Mike, Kevin, and Bill are thinking about their safety.
David Marechaux commented
Come on, you seem to be avoiding Uwe Boll films
Five bucks says Tara Reid can't even *spell* "scientist."
The fact that Team RiffTrax has yet to take on even one single, solitary Uwe Boll film is simply unpardonable. And this one even has TARA REID, for pity's sake!!! ;)