Old people and Aliens
The Antareans must have a lot of money given they can rent a mansion complete with pool house, buy a random guy's boat, and look like the Brooks Brothers catalog via 1985.
Trust me, when you hit 60, you might as well be an alien. All you hear is, "Dang! Are you still on the planet!?!"
Hahaha! This would be a perfect riff!
Yes yes! Please riff this!