Alien Private Eye
Super 80s, pitiful acting and fight scenes galore! An alien private eye (imagine that?) comes to earth to retrieve a strange device which has been captured by a Hitler-worshiping street gang. The opening scene is enough to make you pee your parachute pants. Hilarious!
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Anonymous
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Here's a little sample of the amazing dialogue in this masterpiece:
(Woman storms out of the alien guy's home as another guy walks in)
"Dude, what was that all about?"
"I told her I was an alien."
"Yo dude, I told you never to do that."
"She saw my ears."
"Why don't you get those things clipped, dude?"
"Yeah, right. Then when I go back to my home planet all those people there will think I'm an a-hole."
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Seikitv
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This sounds more intriguing than I would've thought possible.