Vampire's Kiss
It's Nic Cage at his Nic Cagiest. Without riffing, it's hilarious. With, it will be amazing.
Alison
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Cheryl commented
Ok this needs to happen with the impending unofficial part 2 coming out.
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Vic commented
A seriously good riff candidate. Nic "What do you have in the bag? A bat?" Cage plays an annoying middle manager who develops a fixation for roaches after making a poor date choice by dating a vampire. It also has Jennifer Beals and Maria Conchita Alonso making it a mid-80's trifecta. Think "American Psycho" but way stranger and that was the movie where Christian Bale flat tells people he's a serial killer and they basically ignore him! Please, please riff....
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Anonymous
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It's so bad.
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Ryan Stover commented
OMG, this would be the best. The whole fake vampire teeth, eating pigeons, and then throwing up. You need to do this movie!
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Jonquil
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This is one I always bring up to fellow B-movie fans, and it surprises me how many of them haven't seen it. Please riff it so it can be promoted to the masses. Whether that would mean doing them a favor or inflicting a mortal wound...tough call. But either way, it's too riff-worthy to leave un-riffed.
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wild mouse
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"I've never misspelled anything!"
"There you are!"
"Can you live with that? Unemployment?!" -
Lauren Shear commented
I don't know how they haven't done this one already! It's Nic Cage with a bizarre unplaceable (Philadelphia??) accent, doing some REALLY BIG acting choices! The scene with the piece of wood! The club scene!! I'm watching this with some friends in two days and I cannot wait.
PLEASE let Mike, Kevin and Bill do a Riff of this!!! Watch this - it's the most riffable thing there is!
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Walter Hunt
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Please Please Please!
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Anonymous
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It speaks for itself. Cage does : Vampires. The Alphabet. Accents. Being sexually attracted to a bat.