The cheesy acting, romance montage, and random power/love ballad in the midst of an undead crisis is just one of the million reasons this movie is screaming to be riffed. Add big hair, moose knuckle, and that "do-everything-together-as-a-band" vibe that was reminiscent of Miami Connection, and you've got this tremendous ball of earwax that is Hard Rock Zombies. Seriously, I grant it the Golden Turd Award. Pretty please riff this one, guys.

The star of the movie is the son of Sabu; no kidding.

I’m just experiencing this for the first time. This must happen.

Another Cannon Films monstrosity. Please riff.

Great review from Brandon Tenold.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8ZLqxA2Jzo

PLease do this one!!

PLEEEEASE

Just caught this and came here to suggest. Wow. This one would be great.

Just bizarre and hilarious!!

Make.
This.
Happen.

If this one isn't in the public domain, I'll swallow my own head.

I want this so badly, my nipples are actually hard. True story.

The CASABLANCA of crappy, incomprehensible direct-to-video trash horror. A good, solid riffing of this would put RiffTrax in the financial black for a solid year.

Midgets! Zombies! Nazis! And a putative "rock band" that somehow, terrifyingly, manages to combine all the worst aspects of the Archies *and* Loverboy! MUST MUST *MUST* BE RIFFED!!!

Midget Nazi Zombie cow biting!! What more is there?

This movie was made for riffing! It could be your Godfather, only shitty.

THIS. THIS. THIS. THIS. THIS. THIS. THIS. THIS. THIS. THIS. THIS. THIS.