The Octagon
Really, the first line of the Netflix description says it all: "Terrorist ninjas have been wreaking havoc on a wealthy woman named Justine, so she hires former karate champion Scott James (Chuck Norris) to be her bodyguard." Chuck Norris deadpans his way across the world, constantly hearing an irritatingly echoey inner voice and responding to help-wanted ads from mercenaries.
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theelenore commented
This is a great movie for a great rifting