Are you a secret ninja? In this movie seemingly most characters are. First off, there's the bad guy with a conservative mullet who wants to be the ultimate ninja. He of course wears yellow ninja garb, with "ninja" printed on the headband. His adversary (who is dressed in a purple ninja outfit) has the secret for making anyone an ultimate ninja. Of all the secret ninja weapons, this film has somethng new. Guns! Who needs throwing stars when guns are readily available? Also, who needs just one ninja storyline in a ninja movie? Yes, we are whipsawed
between two, TWO unrelated storylines in one ninja movie! Our second plot involves our hero who in kills (in a fit of rage) the guy sleeping with his wife. Dead guy is, yes really a ninja. So our hero eludes the police be breaking into a woman's house and tying her up. Either from Stockholm syndrome or loneliness she falls in love with him and he with her! The dead guys boss sends many (secret) ninja killers after our hero. Each time both only have to twirl/spin and from a cloud of smoke magically appear as ninjas. In fact even the three clods who kidnap the heroines cousin are also secretly ninjas! One curious note: listen for a decent rip-off of the theme from E.T. as they play badminton! In the finale of the first storyline: Mr. British Mullet dies exploded in tree and the movie ends abruptly. THE END.