The Humanoid 1977
Hoping to overthrow his brother as ruler of the planet Metropolis, the evil Graal enlists the help of the insane Dr. Kraspin, who has invented a chemical capable of turning an ordinary person into a perfect soldier. They test this chemical on the pilot Golob, turning the unsuspecting victim into a mindless but indestructable automaton possessing superhuman strength. The people of Metropolis must somehow outwit Graal before he can create an army of these soldiers, or their planet will be destroyed.
Starring Richard Kiel
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I absolutely think this Star Wars ripoff deserves to be riffed. It's just loaded down with moments that beg to be riffed. Three reasons:
1) Richard Kiel. I mean, it your movie lists Richard Kiel as the main attraction and the big name on the marquee, that tells you something right there, doesn't it? I mean...
2) It's Italian. That means it's got that certain "The voice track doesn't match my lips" and "The plot makes no sense" je ne sais quoi thing going for it. Mixing my metaphors a bit, but you get it.
3) Barbara Bach wearing a dress that shows most of her boobage and a wig that looks like it was made from a 70s metal band singer for half of the movie. Then the other half she wears bondage gear. I mean, come on, guys. That's got to be worth something!