Mutant Chronicles (2008)
Once upon a time, there was Mutant Chronicles Warzone and Chronopia, Target/Heartbreaker Games' mutosterone-boosted answer to Games Workshop's Warhammer Multiverse. So ultrapopular and beloved was the Nordic Necromutant Berzerker alternative, it spawned graphic novels and news of a Mutant Chronicles mopic by Pressman Films coming Summer 1997.
That was 1996.
FF>> to 2008 and the Mutant Chronicles movie was finally unleashed... but that mopic certainly was a pale shadow of the major movie it was going to be if you can tell from the disconcerting dearth of Big Enough Fraggin' Guns and Big Shoulderpads in the final bargain basement product.
A world without Rifftrax'd Mutant Chronicles 2008 is a world I would rather not stick around on forever.
Have faith.