My god, this is one of the most unintentionally hilarious movies of our lifetime. I don't know how it isn't a camp classic like Hackers.

Best-selling author and Ubisoft shill Tom Clancy was executive producer of this 1999 made-for-TV turd, set in the "not to distant future" of 2005, where the FBI has established a special division called, not surprisingly, "Netforce", to police the Internet and protect America from those most dangerous of criminals who know how to hotlink to somebody else's JPG like some sort of monster.

Special agents Scott Bakula and Kris Kristofferson are put on the case when software genius and noted "friend of the president" Judge Reinhold designs a nefarious new web browser that allows him to hack into Netforce's own computer system, blow up car and buildings remotely, kidnap the first lady, and hold the entire Internet hostage!

To get answers, Bakula must seek advice from a Sims character of his murdered boss, visit some VR brothels, and scowl at lots of command prompts and IRC chat windows written in giant glowing size 50 green font. Oh, and because it's Tom Clancy, you can bet your bump stock that there are a crapload of scenes of soldiers in full combat gear Move! Move! Move!-ing, where everybody (and I do mean EVERYBODY) is require to maintain no less than two active laser sights on their person at any given time.

And just in case you were wondering if this movie somehow managed to surpass both 'Hackers' and 'The Net' in terms of idiotic computer-illiterate hacking jargon written on a word processor by a guy who need to consult a 300 page manual in order to log on to AOL, the first words you hear in the trailer are literally "we're in!", followed by Scott Bakula deeply distressed that "somebody's been hijacking the net bigtime!"

Here's the trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9ay-ar-gVY

And if your PC has "triple the bus speed" to handle it, here's the full length movie itself: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvORfHfDxnU