Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out!:
Continuing the tradition of holiday horror films that are both cheesy and taking themselves way too seriously, the third entry in the cult film franchise has a blind woman as the protagonist. She's taking part in psychic experiments that have her going into the mind of a serial killer (so kind of like The Cell but with no JLo). Sounds legit and absolutely not something that could go horribly wrong, right?
This deserves to be riffed just for the suggestive remarks made by the doctor in the beginning of the film when asked if the heroine will return to continue the psychic experiments:
"I think that she's playing little girl games. Her body may be young, but her soul is old. Older than we can imagine.
She's gone too far. She'll be back. And then she'll let me go as deep as I want. She likes it. Loves it. Knowledge, she can't resist it. She wants to penetrate his mind. See what he sees. The way that he sees it."
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Nightspawn Son-of-luna commented
In my opinion Silent Night Deadly Night 3 is honestly just a bit too boring to riff...
(I mean who realized it'd be possible to make Bill Mosley play a boring character...)
Any other movie in that franchise though is rife for riffing