Jaw-droppingly ridiculous thriller written by Peter Benchley (Jaws) where a vacationing Michael Caine and his son encounter modern-day pirates--who speak and behave as if it's still the 1600's. To show you how much times have changed since 1980 there's a scene where Michael Caine buys his teenage son (who lives in New York) a small handgun and tells him to hide it in his dresser and not tell his mom. I miss the 80's.