This movie was mad to be a Rifftrax. A horror movie about a secret conjoined parasitic twin hidden inside the main characters head! With superpowers. This is the most ridiculous thing I have seen.
1. Backwards bendy ninja powers?
2. Fight scene in a fog filled underground old-fashioned stagecoach storage?
3. Like all the great Rifftrax, it was meant to be serious. It was meant to be scary. My friends and I couldn't stop laughing at the terrible plot, execution, and magic head baby.
It was such a horrible movie, only a Rifftrax could redeem it.
Thank goodness I wasn't planning on watching this one because your plot spoiler is blatantly blaring in the text of this suggestion where it's unavoidable and out there in the list of current movie requests.