Oh, boy. Where to begin?

1. It's a poor attempt to 1-up Guillermo del Toro's Hellboy movies.
2. It's an even worse attempt to rip off the source material by cramming pretty much all the worst parts of it into 2 hours.
3. 18% positive on Rotten Tomatoes.
4. 31 out of 100 on Metacritic.
5. 5 Golden Raspberry nominations.

Come on. This thing is practically screaming for the Rifftrax treatment.