Love On A Leash is a truly strange film, with a perhaps even stranger story of how it came about. This film is truly, honestly deserving of the Rifftrax treatment. My partner and I sat and riffed it ourselves, but it's always better to hear someone else's take.

This film has everything. A sad woman in a green apartment, who also only owns green things, which goes uncommented-upon the entire movie. It has magical CGI glitter straight from animatedgifs.com. It has bizarre and seemingly-random sound cutouts. It has a voice actor for the dog who was, and this is true, literally paid in CANTALOUPES for his work in the film, before he was tapped to play Shrek on Broadway. There are exaggerated stereotypes, like the foreign-ish neighbor working overtime to hook up the female lead for her parent's sake. At one point the female lead gets bad-special-effects acne and is subsequently hit on by a gay shoe store salesman. Also there's a magic pond.

Beyond the chaotic tonal shifts and oddly-placed cheesy sound effects are great lines like "Big deal! I'm Alvin Flang!" and loads of canine-based casual sexism - but only sometimes. There are TWO actors for the dog, and they play the character totally differently.

No movie has ever deserved the Rifftrax treatment more. Riff this, and then invite us to come riff with you.