The Ken Russell 1993 version of Lady Chatterley’s Lover with Joely Richardson and Sean Bean. There are many reasons why this should be riffed but the main three are:
1. The **/*** tree
2. Sean Bean is very ‘attacky’ in this love affair. Think he must have read notes on how not to woo a lady.
3. The weird dwarf woman/girl/wife (?!) in the last episode. No explanation of who she is and the few lives she does utter belong in a totally different film, maybe a low budget 80s horror.
Not to mention the unfairness of complete nakedness of Joely Richardson several times compared to flowers protecting Sean Bean’s modesty. The more I watched it, the more it seemed to fit in with the RiffTrax canon.