Sharkansas Women's Prison Massacre
First off, the premise of this movie is that a fracking accident unleashes ancient super-sharks from beneath the Earth's crust into the swamps of Arkansas. I think that speaks for itself.
Secondly, the "action" begins when a group of inmates from the local women's prison are dragged into the swamp in a van with a lopsided sticker slapped on to give the barest attempt at making it look like a proper state vehicle to dig up tree stumps in shorts and white tank tops, and the shocker is, the only member of the cast to have a ***** background is not one of the women! Gore ensues, sharks can travel on land as well as in water 6 inches deep with the reliability of Autobots flying in G1, the side plot of the super-serious investigator and her enthusiastic assistant somehow makes the campy badness of the main story stand out even more, and by the end, the one prisoner who we wanted to stay alive does, but embraces a "reward" that kind of will ruin her entire life, as we're supposed to cheer.
And thirdly, seriously, this movie takes itself seriously. Like, it wants to be a serious movie, not a campy parody of shark-centric bad movies. The title suggests it knows it's a joke, but this ****** thinks it's legit.
Please, observe this trailer. Currently, the movie is free to watch on Amazon Prime. Give it a go. You'll be a changed person.