Spooky House (2002)
Essentially this film is “Cool as Ice” if it mixed its cold medications, fell asleep watching Harry Potter, and dreamt it was a kid’s movie. I just finished watching it and am experiencing that special reality-questioning bewilderment you only get from the finest Rifftrax films. Why does it need to be riffed?
1. Ben Kingsley, (AKA the Great Zamboni), and his removable mustache live with a jaguar in a papier-mâché castle in front of a matte painting. It might actually be a church, (there’s a graveyard), or possibly every Scooby Doo episode made three-dimensional.
2. An inexplicable cellar full of mannequins. A man who drives a van with a huge, novelty cigarette glued to the roof. Transgender goat thefts. Sudden onset wildly inappropriate pop music.
3. Children subjected to a house filled with a long sequence of lame sight gags, incomprehensible shtick and the world’s dumbest magic tricks. NOT ONCE, BUT TWICE!
...just...just watch it...
You have duplicate suggestions for the same movie. You probably should delete one of them. The alternative is to have the admins either consolidate the two or delete the extraneous one as consolidating duplicate suggestions is something when the duplicate threads are by two different users.