Dave Wascavage (you may remember him in such gems as Suburban Sasquatch and Rifftrax Presents: Suburban Sasquatch) "directs", "writes", "produces", AND "acts" in this beauty of a film. The special effects are as stunning as a high school art project on MS Paint using a Compaq Presario and a dot matrix printer from 1994. Do not betray me! Please make this happen.