I just watched a short film (41 minutes) on Amazon Prime that makes Lycan Colony look like a theatrical masterpiece. "What Happens in the Mountains, Should Stay in the Mountains," stars Buck Swinger, a Bigfoot hunter, and a name that would scare the boogers out of any Skunk Ape. He hunts Bigfeet in Northern Georgia, because there is an abundant population that kills locals, and apparently he is the only person for the job. He is followed and documented by an emaciated Karl Childers, who is only in the film for five minutes, before tragedy befalls him, and he is forgotten about for the rest of the film, until the very end. There is so much absurdity in this movie, that I could write a college thesis on all its wackiness. I'll try to keep it short. The cameraman likes to play with the zoom button, pan away from the actors in the middle of a scene, and use the wipe feature to transition to the next scene. A few times at the beginning of the film, curse words are audibly bleeped out. Felt like I was watching an episode of Maury. The crew, for some reason, inserts random Bigfoot trivia text throughout the film. There's so much music played, that I think the movie was an excuse to promote the crew's album. About every 5-10 seconds, Bigfoot makes a screaming moan that sounds like a feminine Homer Simpson finding a donut. Bigfoot, itself, is the cheapest costume the crew could find at Party City. It's not all bad, a gas station clerk named Gary is probably the only good actor in the film.