Velocipastor

The name says it all - a pastor who can turn into a velociraptor. Wait, no, a priest who can turn into a velociraptor. Huh. I guess the name doesn’t say it all!

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Anonymous commented · March 22, 2021 15:24 · Flag as inappropriate

I have a bunch of clergy friends. They need a movie hero they can look up to.

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Terri commented · October 25, 2020 18:33 · Flag as inappropriate

It has the acting of Birdemic.
The action of Roller Gator.
And the raw sensuality of Tommy Wiseau.

Plus pastor turns dinosaur and fights ninjas with a h**ker.

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Swiggy commented · September 17, 2020 20:36 · Flag as inappropriate

And, also, ****** less weird looking t-rex costume.

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Swiggy commented · September 17, 2020 19:32 · Flag as inappropriate

From white lettering for VFX Car On Fire, in lieu of actual visual effects of a car on fire to a pastor that's a velociraptor this movie needs a riffing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Nyb0GqAjKM

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Nichos commented · August 15, 2020 14:04 · Flag as inappropriate

You want 3 reasons this should be riffed?

1) it's called The VelociPastor
2 & 3) See reason #1

And it's as bad as it sounds.

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boundlesseternity commented · April 21, 2020 18:02 · Flag as inappropriate

It's a must

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Kevin Loria commented · March 27, 2020 15:00 · Flag as inappropriate

a priest travels to China, inheriting the ability to turn into a dinosaur then is convinced by a ****** to fight crime... and ninjas. This is a must riff.

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Harmony Wallender commented · February 18, 2020 21:42 · Flag as inappropriate

Do eeet

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Chrystal Smith commented · February 06, 2020 08:10 · Flag as inappropriate

The VelociPastor.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1843303/

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Anonymous commented · January 31, 2020 08:05 · Flag as inappropriate

This needs to happen.

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Anonymous commented · January 25, 2020 19:57 · Flag as inappropriate

I watched it last night and it definitely needs a Riff.

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TinyBison commented · January 23, 2020 18:00 · Flag as inappropriate

Discount Kevin Bacon is in this. I second this as well.

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Swordplay commented · January 23, 2020 17:37 · Flag as inappropriate

I second this. This (https://i.imgur.com/hZNYjKP.png) happens within the first couple of minutes, which sets your expectations for the move pretty well. It's full of stereotypes, bad costumes, even worse acting, and the most cringeworthy laughing I've heard in a movie.

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Shawn commented · January 21, 2020 07:53 · Flag as inappropriate

"After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a ****** convinces him to use it to fight crime." - seems right up Rifftrax' alley

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The Relentless commented · January 17, 2020 11:54 · Flag as inappropriate

This looks so bad!

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