Velocipastor
The name says it all - a pastor who can turn into a velociraptor. Wait, no, a priest who can turn into a velociraptor. Huh. I guess the name doesn’t say it all!

15 comments
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Anonymous commented
I have a bunch of clergy friends. They need a movie hero they can look up to.
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Terri commented
It has the acting of Birdemic.
The action of Roller Gator.
And the raw sensuality of Tommy Wiseau.Plus pastor turns dinosaur and fights ninjas with a h**ker.
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Swiggy commented
And, also, ****** less weird looking t-rex costume.
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Swiggy commented
From white lettering for VFX Car On Fire, in lieu of actual visual effects of a car on fire to a pastor that's a velociraptor this movie needs a riffing.
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Nichos commented
You want 3 reasons this should be riffed?
1) it's called The VelociPastor
2 & 3) See reason #1And it's as bad as it sounds.
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boundlesseternity commented
It's a must
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Kevin Loria commented
a priest travels to China, inheriting the ability to turn into a dinosaur then is convinced by a ****** to fight crime... and ninjas. This is a must riff.
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Harmony Wallender commented
Do eeet
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Chrystal Smith commented
The VelociPastor.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1843303/ -
Anonymous commented
This needs to happen.
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Anonymous commented
I watched it last night and it definitely needs a Riff.
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TinyBison commented
Discount Kevin Bacon is in this. I second this as well.
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Swordplay commented
I second this. This (https://i.imgur.com/hZNYjKP.png) happens within the first couple of minutes, which sets your expectations for the move pretty well. It's full of stereotypes, bad costumes, even worse acting, and the most cringeworthy laughing I've heard in a movie.
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Shawn commented
"After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a ****** convinces him to use it to fight crime." - seems right up Rifftrax' alley
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The Relentless commented
This looks so bad!