The Panther squad
Sybil Danning is a tough government agent, who puts together an elite squad of 80s models...Sorry fighting force, to take down an eco terrorist group who have seized control of a space rocket and taken an astronaut hostage.
If this sounds amazing it's because it is!
The sets are shoddy, the stock footage and effects stolen from other films are glaringly obvious,and the acting is awful.
But from the moment it starts to the second it finishes not a second is wasted on silly things like making sense or continuity. And instead we are treated to 77 minutes of joyful campy cheese.
Women in impractical outfits with absolutely no fighting ability, apparently kick the snot out of large men. Small broom closets are used as official government offices. One liners are badly timed, and the plot is so flimsy it blows away half way through and only part of it is retrieved by the end.
Even if this doesn't get riffed it's worth watching for anyone who enjoys high camp cheap b movies as much as I do.
In the immortal words of Ms Dannings character " it will blow your f***ing Nike's off!
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tsarstepan commented
Good Bad Flicks just tackled this one on his YouTube channel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dD9f2fbcdB8