From INDB:
A love story about two teenagers who fall in love, have a child and escape from their families in an attempt to make a life for themselves in New York City.
Why it should be riffed:

1. the acting, oh man. They make it like the cast of Mitchell had Lee Strasberg as an acting coach.
2. Julianna McCarthy, aka Liz Foster from Young and Restless, plays a ****** nun.
3. TK Carter, aka Milo from Good Morning Miss Bliss, is in it.
4. New York in 1980! What can go wrong for two kids from the Midwest?