Night visions
Night Visions is a low budget direct to video cop film starring two Rifftrax veterans: Cynthia Rothrock and Fred Williamson. Fred plays “The Skid Row Cop” Dakota Smith!!! He is engaged in a personal rivalry with the Video Stalker, a serial killer who videotapes his victims before, during and after killing them. There is even a midget sidekick. Yes, you read that right. This must happen. So my three reasons are as follows: Dak, QuickDraw AKA Cynthia, and the Newt, the dwarf I nicknamed “Wesson” as in Smith and Wesson. You’re welcome.
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Vic commented
Oh, this is so, so riff worthy. I mean how often do you hear Cynthia say, "You got brains on me!" after her partner shoots a bad guy.
Seriously, this is a forgotten piece of celluloid where the killer loves tasering people before shrink wrapping them. He's quite neat and tidy.
Funny to watch without riffing, imagine if it was riffed. Might be another "Space Mutiny" in the making!
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Matthew Mann
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Dak & Wesson!