I’m not sure how this hasn’t been suggested already...

Pizza Man!

How could you not have riffed a movie starring Frankie Muniz as a pizza delivery boy who gains superpowers after eating a genetically altered tomato?

Featuring Diamond Dallas Page, Shelly Long, Corbin Bernsen, and Michael Gross.

With cameos by Rowdy Roddy Piper, Stan Lee, Adam West, and Noah Gray-Cabey and Leonard Roberts (playing their Heroes characters).