A Karate Christmas Miracle (2019)
A long shot for the riffing treatment. I'm not even sure if I want them to do it in the first place. Ken Del Vecchio is a wacko conspiracy theorist nut job. Wouldn't want him to get any money from this transaction.
But on the other hand? Killer clowns and conspiracy theories and a mass shooting! Psychic law professors. Nepotism (Ken casts his son to play the son of his character.
"After his father disappeared during a mass shooting on Christmas Day one year earlier, 10-year-old, precocious Jesse Genesis creates a "12 Days of Christmas List" of tasks. If he completes them all, including teaching himself to become a karate black belt, he believes his father will return on Christmas. Jesse's sophisticated, workaholic mother, Abby, believes her husband was lost in the shooting, but has a glimmer of hope through visions that Jesse reports to her. After Abby enlists the aid of an eccentric psychic-turned-law professor, a roller coaster thriller ensues, where the trio unravel a mystery that no one expected - and maybe, just maybe witness the delivery of a miracle that can only happen on Christmas."
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt9683542/reference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr5-stYoql0
I'm posting this suggestion as a necessary catharsis.... This movie and the filmmakers deserves ridicule.
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Thomas Mossman commented
I'd say this movie is generally bad enough to be riffed, but the mass shooting element (based on the Dark Knight Rises shooting in Colorado) may well be just in such poor taste that it might not be worth the trouble.
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Ben commented
Yes! A fellow RiffTrax fan and I watched this last Christmas season and were completely stunned by its hilarious ineptitude. It's the most misguided vanity project topped with the most horrendous acting and grossly inappropriate pilfering footage from another movie. It's insane.
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Anonymous commented
Please, please do this it’s so terrible, in the best way
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Jason Benze commented
This is the kind of movie that is tailor made for riffing. It is available in it's entirety on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYj4nZE89ww&t=1076s