This animated Christmas movie was the pitiful swan song of Abrams Gentile Entertainment, which was involved with properties ranging from Bucky O'Hare and Visionaries to the Power Glove and Van-Pires. The plot involves the titular light being thrown out by a toy store owner because it was broken and being taken in by a little boy who thinks it has magic powers, which it does because reasons.

Reasons I want to see this riffed:

-The CG. It's not the worst CG, but the characters have odd designs and tend to sway around like they're drunk. And the titular light has a face that you'll be seeing in your nightmares.

-The "villain" of the movie is Mr. Girthmore (GET IT?! HE'S FAT! Don't worry, the movie will make sure you remember by making every other line he says a reference to his weight!), and he is the worst excuse for a villain I've ever seen in a Christmas movie. He wants to make money, expand his business, and mass-produce toys in response to demand. The...*******? Even his throwing out of the titular light because it was broken is presented as an evil deed that he needs to be punished for even though it's what EVERYBODY does with broken lights! The worst thing he does in the movie is hike the price on a toy from 5 cents to 50. Move over, Scrooge.

-The scene where all the decorations on the Christmas tree coming to life, with the working lights kicking the littlest light off the tree, apparently "killing" it, but then a gingerbread man ornament cries over it, causing it to come alive and start glowing and singing. This scene could have easily been removed and nothing of value would be lost.