I had a dream where I went to the library and found a shelf of Rifftrax audio books. In the dream you'd done commentary tracks on Harry Potter audio books and I was going to take the whole shelf home before I remembered that I leave the country in a couple days (that part is true). I was sad when I woke up and realized that you've never actually done that. Audiobooks would give you the opportunity to finally tackle "The Eye of Argon"