Venom (2018)
Are you looking for less chemistry than a defunded high school science lab? Then Venom is the movie for you! I literally couldn't tell if the woman in Brock's bedroom at the start of the movie was his girlfriend or his sister. Either way it is equal unpleasant to watch them kiss throughout the movie. PLEASE riff this movie. It's a strong contender for worst Marvel
Also featuring:
-Non-sensical science jargon
-Holding guns sideways with one hand to look cool
-Inspirational speeches that couldn't sell water in the desert
-Bible references
-Alien hosts who contort like the exorcist and melt like the wicked witch
-Tom Hardy...up a tree
-Tom Hardy... in a fish tank
-Tom Hardy doing some genuinely weird things pretty convincingly
-"Pile of bodies, pile of heads"
-Zombie people going on road trip
-A level boss as scary as his converse shoes
-Dramatic pauses
-Running... and screaming
AND SO MUCH MORE!
Kiki
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Kevin Loria commented
[The 2018 Sony Spiderverse film not the slasher film from 2005] A Spiderman Movie completely devoid Spiderman references based on an character that single handedly took down the first Spidey franchise I.e. Spiderman 3.
This is another readymade project for the boys:Tom Hardy talking to himself in a CGI suit.
Inexplicable motorcycle chases
Tom cast as a hard hitting journalist defies all reality more so even than the extraterrestrial yoga pants gone bad.
There’s a sequel in the way with Woody Harrelson too. So more material on the way
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Spencer
commented
That definitely needs to happen!!!! Venom is perfect for a RiffTrax commentary.