2307: Winters Dream
2307: Winters Dream is a scifi movie set in a post apocalyptic future where humanity lives underground and the world above is a winter hellscape only populated by genetically engineered super buff slaves. The movie centers around a man hunting one of the bio slaves that killed his wife and apparently cut the baby out of her stomach and took it into 70 below temperatures in the Arizona wasteland. Even without the riffs i laughed my *** off at this movie already all of the writing is as cliche as you can get and the characters are great there are so so so many opportunities to rip on this movie and i know it wont dissappoint. Here's a quote by the main character when they introduce him. " Only liars wear smiles anymore... the joy of living died before the animals did.. buried beneath a tomb of permafrost... and all the humanoid pleasure models in the world wont bring it back.Life shapes us whether we like it or not and its the choices that we make when we're all alone in our secret place that shape the world around us, And here at the end of it all we sit alone together trapped in our decisions Desperate for someone to save us Devoted to the thought of her waiting for me ont the other side... Q Vapor... the drug of choice in the 24th century... I call it "mans greatest invention" because its the only thing that numbs the pain... the only thing that brings her back to me..." I love bad and cheesy movies and this is definitely top notch awful'