Reason 0: Edited from eight hours of gameplay footage from Darkstar the Interactive Movie

Reason One: late 1990s endless puzzles-based video game nostalgia originally released in 2010

Reason II: Tried to sell itself via MST3K, having much of the comedians from the pre-Mike era and Peter Graves

Reason the 3rd: Now exists as 90 min film (AKA backseat gamer format), so you can just sit back and enjoy (?) the dated visuals and debatable acting of old MST3K friends and Clive Robertson!

https://vimeo.com/181262059?fbclid=IwAR1vSGhUidrGq5p_FKoBnSbStBEQ9Bejs7XwyfPzInKIYjoeoqZgkxYzudA