The Magic of the Golden Bear: Goldy III (1994)
This movie changed my life.
Jessie has a troublemaking pet bear, which for much of the movie is very obviously a man in a bear costume. Mr. T plays an environmentalist forest spirit. Can this ragtag duo protect Goldy from a thieving, bear-stealing wizard (played by Cheech Marin)?
Why This Movie Should Be Riffed:
1. Mr. T and Cheech Marin's character acting.
2. The 5 minute scene where a schoolmarm and her pupils chase a bear on a bicycle around their schoolhouse in circles.
3. I'm certain that this film has absolutely no relation to the first two Goldy films, except that they were all directed by the same guy. It's a train. Wreck. And I love every minute of it.