Alien Predator (1986)
RiffTrax, please riff 'Alien Predator', labeled 'Alien Predators' on the art, also advertised as 'The Falling' (1986/7).
1) Has a pair of ominous vehicles crashing into things and people as recurring villains. One literally sneaks up behind a woman running from it like a cartoon character (see photo).
2) One of the characters magically survives a 60-second self-destruct sequence deep inside a research center... through the power of editing.
3) Three friends explore a village in Spain and interact with all kinds of objects being thrown at them (bottles, dolls). This is all happening as the actual plot is playing out with a NASA analyst trying to stop an alien contagion from the moon.
Seriously, this is one riffable movie with probably the weirdest waitress in the history of waitresses!
You know it's a special movie when its box office take is under $3000!