Team America: World Police with Diane Keene as a trollop Gary Johnston, Klaus Kinski as Basil Exposition and Bashir Assad as the love interest.

I've still no idea if she met the terrorist in Devon or Nottingham, or if there's any man on earth Charlie doesn't want to have sex with. Add to that "No cows" scene and the appearance of Bill Nighy and David Suchet and you know it's going to be three hours well spent*

*You'll never get back