Empire of the Dark
Steve Barkett made a few lo budget films, several of which I am suggesting for you guys. This is perhaps one of his most ambitious. Written, directed and starring Barkett as the unlikely sexy hero.
IMDB: "A private detective searching for a killer comes across a satanic cult from another dimension, monsters called up from hell and murderous ninja assassins."
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Brett Johnson
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Empire of the Dark is the perfect movie to riff. It's a vanity project with a tubby hero in tight shirts fighting a cult, demons, crime, etc. It has action, horror, and bad acting and also features a Hell with a rope bridge over lava (seen over and over again) and a stop motion demon that tears Joe Pilato i(who was 41 when the movie came out but is playing an elderly man for some reason) in half. It is a really bad but really fun and rewatchable movie.