Sir Billi
Also known as "Guardian of the Highlands," this is the first CG animated film made in Scotland. One can be forgiven for thinking it is the first CG animated film made in history, however, given the reprehensible quality of the designs and animation. Sean Connery stars for some reason as the titular Sir Billi, an elderly vet who loves skateboarding and hangs out with a goat who dresses in Bruce Lee's outfit from "Game of Death." The pair set out to save a beaver from a policeman who's obsessed with capturing it, for reasons never explained. Between the putrid visuals, the novelty of some big names somehow lending their talent to this alleged movie, and disastrous attempts at comedy and heartwarming moments, this is a riffing goldmine!
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tsarstepan commented
Sir Sean Connery should lose his license to act because of this crime against cinemanity.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0851471/reference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtFXBi7uxIw