Gangland
Gangland (2001, Staring Costas Mandylor) is an amazingly bad movie. It is so bad that even the cover art is a basically a lie (see attached). If you caught this in a local Blockbuster you'd have thought it was a gritty, albeit low budget, movie about gangs starring Ice-T and Coolio, and introducing Kristana Loken of Terminator 3... except...
1) Coolio and Ice-T play a short cameo at the very beginning of the movie where they play cops and boy are they bad at it...
2) It is a post apocalyptic scifi movie about America destroyed by a plague and taken over by a mad scientist gangster who dresses in feathered capes and makes a super soldier that looks like a muscely Billy Idol and growls like a tiger because he used "all the best steroids".
3) Kristanna Loken has an even shorter part that is possibly the most bizarrely acted scene I have ever scene where she is supposed to be a sister dying of this super plague but apparently someone forgot to tell her to act sick.
4) It has lots of terrible one liners like (on describing the power of a powerful explosive) "That bomb makes a patriot missile look like a firecracker!".. and, after liberating a group of women from a sex dungeon, the hero (Costas Mandylor) asks them what they will do next... to which the lead sex slave says "We're going to go build New Phoenix!"... because sure...
5) The brilliant doctor who is seeking the cure to the plague is played by Tim Thomerson... seems important to point out.
6) Mandylor had let himself go in this movie and seems so reluctant to show off his sagging physique that at one point he is in captivity being beaten with a cat-o-nine-tails by the bad guy's henchmen while still wearing his flak jacket.
All told is is the most spectacularly bad movie I have ever seen by accident.