Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
It's just so cheesy. I mean, Spider-Man is, like, 15! Please riff it.
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STAR WARS STINKS commented
While watching this movie, something occurred to me that made me perk up and jolt. No, it wasn't "Will Spidey defeat the bad guys and survive?" It was, "I wonder if I left my garage door up?"