Julie Newmar, John Carradine and Tina Louise as Aliens!!!! 80’s oversexed teens are abducted by with Hospital Administrating Aliens with some sort of Plan from Space. Lots and of great characters like “First Girl Having Sex,” “First Guy Having Sex” and Connie! Other entertaining characters include Bumbling Garage attendants/ vacationing Teen-Traffickers who are possibly seeking immortality from their alien overlords. Contains sex montage of two synchronized horror kill bait couples, one set in a spooky house the other in the woods with bad original 80’s songs from the Big Ragoo himself Eddie Mekka! These make the love scenes from “the Room” seem well executed. Seriously after the music fades the girls asked “what was that?” The apparently cash strapped B stars, seem to have all of their scenes shot at once almost as unrelated to the rest of the picture as an Ed Wood picture. Once the Aliens cut bait to run after the baffling garage abduction climax, I guess they are trying to cover their tracks or end the movie because like a complete afterthought their retreating ship backfires some lazer bolts that kill the remaining henchman. And we know for sure that he is dead because the badly looped penultimate bit of dialogue in which an oversexed survivor says “He bled to death.” This film is Birdemic amazing!