This movie was forged by destiny to be your greatest triumph.

The following points were noted in a copy of my local newspaper (please don't judge me):
https://www.news-press.com/story/news/2017/12/22/hunting-lost-directorial-debut-bob-clark-christmas-story-lehigh-acres/939733001/

Which described this masterpiece as "Mayberry on Meth"
http://nodepression.com/article/country-music-goes-movies-critical-evaluation-cottonpickin-chickenpickers

and "Cinematic Mustard Gas"
http://ghostofcromwell.blogspot.com/2011/05/schadenfreuden-reviewcottonpickin.html

And the kind of movie "Youtubers love to hate"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Sjhf4XB4_w&t=1064s

You can do it guys. Make us proud.