It's about a BLIND figure skater in the late 1970s. The jokes practically write themselves. It also features the hit song, "Through the Eyes of Love," which my sister relentlessly pounded out on the piano throughout my childhood. Please consider riffing this Robby Benson masterwork.
Andy in NJ commented
My sister did that too! Might even have the sheet music in my folks basement. I saw this on HBO as a kid and laughed too many times during the movie to the point I was chased out of the room by her. The only thing that spared me a beating was that she wouldn't be able to play that awful song afterwards. Oh btw, please riff this one,guys. For the benefit of roxynova and myself.