10,000 BC (2008)
Roland Emmerich remakes a Ray Harryhausen movie. Only with less believable effects. And no Raquel Welch. Or even Will Smith. And it's Roland Emmerich writing it. Yes, and he's still obsessed with Stargate.
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Amphibifudd commented
I was in a test audience for this one. I tried to warn them. Did they listen? No. They released it anyway.
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sabba2014 commented
the trailer looked so f*n awesome, then I watched it; there are no words to describe how thoroughly disappointed I was. I believe its from the same folks who did 300 (it was released a few months afterwards), which is why I was expecting cool special fx (not the fake abs). Actually, it brings to mind Planet of the Dinosaurs! Lots of walking and really shy cgi prehistoric beasts! PS. I love the way you destroyed that unbelievably bad movie! You guys RULE! Keep the guest riffers coming! Its like trying a new spice on your fave food!