Please riff this terrible bootleg goonies movie. Old man gives his grandkids a treasure map, after telling them he has been searching for the treasure for years, many men have died searching for it, and it is frought with danger. They go out into the desert to search for it, with his blessing, and find the entrance to the cave hes been searching for his entire life in about 20 minutes. After a brief period of aimless wandering, they randomly look at the map and the first clue is right in front of them. Then every other clue they "figure out" is right under their nose every time. These kids should be dead, but they are gonna be back home before dinner is ready.