Omega Doom (1996)
Target: '96 post-apocalypse movie in need of immediate termination like a rabid Supermutant by excessive riffing force.
Reasons for Termination:
1. Rutger "Roy Batty" Hauer starring as eponymous Omega Doom.
2. Story about robot gangs fighting each other in post-apoc city makes as much sense as Jabberwocky in Ancient Egyptian Hieroglyphics - backwards.
3. Directed by Albert Pyun, responsible for movies such as Arcade and Captain America 1990. (I know, I know, this isn't the Satellite of Love's first rodeo with him.)
4. Winner of the Dante's Inferno and All-Night Video Store Tombstone.